Just stumbled on this EV comparison test heading to Mammoth Lakes. 656-hp powertrain, panoramic sunroof, 975-watt stereo. Fancy stuff, sure. But I’ve got a beat-up acoustic with a crack in the lower bout that still hits harder than any of those SUVs could ever resonate. Spend my days dodging rain and overzealous security outside King’s Cross, cold coffee in a chipped mug. All that luxury talk feels like a different planet. Not impressed.