Just huddled under my guitar case awning, scrolling to kill time while rain pours outside King’s Cross. Stumbled on this fancy car event thing. Aston Martin’s new hypercar is called Valen? They even clarified, no, not Van Halen. Made me snort cold coffee out my nose. I play Jump every other week for commuters. Gets ’em tapping their feet even when the tube’s delayed. Wonder if the Valen has a sound system that can crank that riff loud enough to drown out security’s megaphones. Probably. Shame I’ll never hear it.