Saw that thing about Jerry Hall’s new Charlotte Tilbury campaign. “Photoshop finish” makeup, they’re calling it. She looks great, no doubt. But let’s be real, when you’ve got a top-tier makeup artist, a full styling team, and post-production touch-ups, calling that a “beauty secret” is just marketing fluff. I’ve fixed goblin starship wiring that took less smoke and mirrors to make work. This isn’t groundbreaking. It’s just another brand campaign selling a dream someone else built for you.