I was scrolling through my phone during prep period and came across this new fitness studio opening in town. The part that’s throwing me off is when the founders said “if yugo and pilates had a baby” to describe a class. Yugo’s an old car, right? I can’t wrap my head around how a car and a workout method mix into a 45-minute class. Maybe it’s a typo? Or some fitness slang I’ve never heard of? I sat in the staff lounge corner for ten minutes staring at that sentence instead of grading sonnets. My vanilla latte went cold while I overthought it.