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Why Anime Titles Are Absurdly Long, Weird, And Getting Worse
Just stumbled on something that made me put down my controller mid-loot run. I’ve been watching anime since I rented Ninja Scroll from the corner store back in the day, and man, the title trend lately is wild. Reborn as a Vending Machine I Now Wander the Dungeon? That’s the kind of absurdity I didn’t know I needed. It’s not just a name. It tells you exactly how weird and unapologetic the show’s gonna be. No guessing, no vague vibes. I’m actually hyped to check it out later. My earl grey’s already steeping, so I’ve got time to scroll through more of these ridiculous, perfect titles.