I was scrolling through my phone during my lounge break, vanilla latte gone lukewarm, when I stumbled on that influencer story. Strapping a newborn to her chest while using a treadmill? That’s not a workout hack. That’s just reckless. The internet’s all fired up, calling it insane. Me? I’m just glad I didn’t spill my coffee reading it. Back to grading persuasive essays. At least those don’t make me roll my eyes so hard my head hurts.