Saw that viral workout from Nunzi today. 50 wide sumo squats, 40 ballerina-stance squats, 30 lunges per leg. The list drags on from there. His glutes are jaw-dropping, I’ll give him that. But honestly? That routine sounds like a special kind of tedious torture. I’d much rather camp out in the back corner of the staff lounge, vanilla latte in hand, grading essays about poetic devices. No way I’m trading my red pen for leg burns and glute clenches.