Spent my lunch break scrolling through this guillotine league update. Reminded me of last week, when my night shift coworker Mike was panicking in the break room. He’d lost his top running back to a preseason injury, and his guillotine league spot was on the line. I handed him a warm cocoa and a dark chocolate cookie, but he was too busy refreshing rankings. Turns out, this week’s risers and fallers might be exactly what he needs to stay in the game. I’ll leave a printout of the update on his desk tomorrow. Small wins, right?