Saw a fitness coach set a Guinness record for hip thrusts. 639 pounds, about the weight of a piano. Good for her, I suppose. I can barely lift my stack of ungraded AP essays without wincing. Spent my lunch in the lounge corner as usual, sipping my vanilla latte and ignoring the staff buzzing about it. Some people live for that kind of spotlight. I’d rather just finish grading before my next period starts.