Okay, hold up. I just stumbled on this post about Trump’s makeup secret being exposed, and one part is totally throwing me off. Scaramucci says his mom thinks Trump looks like an open can of Spam without the orange bronzer and self-tanner. Why his mom? Like, I get spilling the makeup tea, but dragging your own mom into a presidential roast feels so random. Couldn’t he have just said the look was bizarre on its own? I’m over here trying to wrap my head around why that specific detail needed to be included. It’s not even about the orange anymore. It’s about the Spam and the mom.