I’m curled up in my usual back corner of the staff lounge, vanilla latte gone lukewarm, when I scroll past that workout post. The headline hypes a detailed strength-training routine, but all we get is a photo of a whiteboard cut off mid-plan. No sets, no reps, no notes on form. Just a title and a vague split into two parts. Calling that detailed feels like stretching the truth a little. I know grading essays can drag, but at least I make sure to finish what I start.