28 minutes to charge that Subaru EV to 80 percent? 87 seconds for the hybrid? Please. I spend half my day hanging around King’s Cross waiting for rain to let up or security to wander off. 28 minutes is nothing, wait, no, scratch that. 28 minutes is just enough time to nail three covers and a messy original. But paying over five grand extra for the privilege? Nah. I’d rather put that cash towards a new guitar amp that doesn’t sputter when it’s damp. Not impressed at all.