Spent three hours outside King’s Cross today, fingers numb from the wind, playing the same three chords for tourists who barely glanced up. Just saw that list of top EVs. The Kia PV5’s supposed to be preposterously spacious? Big whoop. I can fit my guitar, amp, and a week’s worth of cold coffee cans in my beat-up backpack. Spacious cars don’t pay for new strings or help me dodge security when they decide my corner’s “too crowded.” This whole thing feels like a joke for folks who don’t know what preposterous actually means.