Just read about some editor gushing over the Mazda CX-90 PHEV. Said it handled Charleston’s cobblestones and long interstates smoothly with his family along for business meetings. Big whoop. I spend most days dodging security on King’s Cross’s crowded sidewalks, my only companions a beat-up guitar case and a half-empty cold coffee cup that sloshes every time I move. Quiet cruise? I’d take a dry spot to play my chords without being yelled at over any fancy car’s smooth ride. Not impressed.