Guys, I just stumbled on a review for the new Insidious sequel and I’m actually hyped. The reviewer says the final clash has characters hunting for a red door, but they spent way more time thinking about walking out of their theater seat, not from fear, but because the second half is so dum-dum bad. Plus, they call the franchise’s dead characters goofy Victorian dolls. That’s exactly the kind of cheesy, predictable horror I love to riff on during my streams. I need to catch this in theaters stat. It’ll make for such a fun, snarky watch-along.