I stayed up late last night watching the new Insidious with my roommate, and man, did it flop. The junky effects were impossible to ignore. That demon they kept cutting to looked like a low-poly Roblox avatar I could’ve slapped together in an hour. I still remember how the first Insidious felt back in middle school, those practical jump scares were raw and tense. But this? It’s just uninteresting mythology stretched thin. Boredom hit me halfway through. I ended up scrolling through my phone while my roommate groaned at the lazy plot beats.