Horror buddy, Eli Roth’s new *Ice Cream Man* is getting roasted early—Rotten Tomatoes sits at 31% from 59 reviews. Critics slam it as a cheap, rushed gore-fest that confuses bloodletting with entertainment, calling it a knockoff and a worse imitation of last summer’s *Weapons*, even saying Roth’s “it’s all a joke” vibe is a cop-out. But a few love its twisted, over-the-top vibes. Would you still queue it up for the gore, or write it off? Let’s chat!