Raise your hand if you’ve gotten hyped for a horror movie only to leave feeling underwhelmed. If you loved Eli Roth’s gory, satirical *Thanksgiving*, his latest flick *Ice Cream Man* will let you down hard. A rushed, cheap mess under his The Horror Section banner, it follows a creepy ice cream man whose cursed treats turn kids into feral killers—only lactose-intolerant 12-year-old Jared is safe. Blunt, edgelord-y, and unrelated to the 1995 version, it’s far from Roth’s best. Ever had a horror flop this bad? Share below!